officialfrenchtoast:

not an overreaction

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pachouli-princess:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(via sherleck)


I would sleep much better with you next to me.


jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

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onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 

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rouya:

skyrim really knows the true meaning of friendship

(via the-jackdaw-and-the-eagle)


wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via onceuponachippedteacup)


promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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evilblogger:

online shopping

image

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eadenoth:

wecameassickcunts:

holy shit.

shit man

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